Irony just died a thousand deaths

VINAY DWIVEDI, Benaulim | 01st September, 06:49 pm

A man who is a bachelor by choice is telling Hindus that they should sire at least three children.I am sure Hindus would be more than willing to do this provided; 1. RSS pays for the education of the child from KG to Post Graduation. 2. RSS pays at least 1,00,000 per child per year for his/ her food and clothing. With an escalation of 6% (inflation) every year) till the child is able to find a job. 3. RSS ensures that once the child is suitably educated, he/she finds a job commensurate with his/her education. Failing which RSS pays a basic amount of Rs 25,000 of today's value inflation adjusted till the start of the earning period. 4. RSS pays for medical expenses of the child till he starts earning on his own. Once these have been assured, I am sure every Hindu will be more than willing to not only produce three children but even more. Oh this nonsensical advice by a bachelor holding no political post but wielding immense authority, irony just died a thousand deaths.



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