"It's incredible and impossible for me personally to be standing here."
-- Jon Hamm cannot contain himself after finally winning his first Emmy, for best actor in a drama series, for his portrayal of seductive, mysterious 1960s ad man Don Draper on "Mad Men."
"Only recently I've started to feel like myself again, which means a whole lot of y'all women gonna get pregnant at the after-party."
-- Comedian Tracy Morgan, onetime star of "30 Rock" and former "Saturday Night Live" cast member, makes a surprise -- and outrageous -- Emmy appearance, more than a year after a car accident left him fighting for his life.
"The only thing that separates women of color from anyone else is opportunity."
-- Viola Davis makes Emmy history, becoming the first black woman to win the award for best actress in a drama series.
"Thank you so very much. You will never have to see me again. Thank you."
-- Jon Stewart, who has signed off from "The Daily Show," says his final goodbye after picking up yet another Emmy.
"I'm so pleased to be here tonight amongst such talented and ambitious company. And while I love toasting women, tonight, I'm here for the men."
-- Lady Gaga, who will star in the upcoming "American Horror Story: Hotel," presenting the Emmy for lead actor in a limited series or movie.
"This is the most diverse group of nominees in Emmy history so congratulations, Hollywood, you did it. Yeah. Racism is over. Don't fact-check that."
-- Host Andy Samberg, the star of Fox's sitcom "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," kicking off the 67th Emmys with a combination of the funny and the controversial.
