• ‘Where’s the hidden good alcohol? I’m better than this cheap sh*t’
• ‘Why would you think that’s ok to Snapchat?’
• ‘I’m definitely proposing/marrying/divorcing in 2017’
• ‘Who can I stand near when it gets near midnight so I can try and make out with them?’
• ‘Why is X here? No-one even likes them’
• ‘Why isn’t Y here? They said they would definitely come’
• ‘I’m really looking forward to get to the gym and really make a long-term commitment to fitness… just after tonight’
• ‘Better eat all the junk food in the house so I can start eating healthy in the new year.’
• ‘Oh my God it’s been so long. We should definitely hang out again soon. Let’s sort that out’
• ‘Don’t you think A smells a bit funny?’
• ‘I’m definitely finding a new job soon’
• *GRABS PHONE* ‘Don’t message them, they don’t deserve it’
• ‘I’m not really making any New Year’s resolutions, everything’s kinda okay in my life’
