You can\'t go anywhere or do anything without your phone out where you can see it. Not the gym, not dinner, not a religious service. Your phone always has to be either in your pocket pressing up against you where you can feel it vibrate or face-up on the dinner table.
You know all the tricks for preserving your last bit of battery. When it gets to 35 percent, your heart starts beating faster, your head starts buzzing and you immediately go into preservation mode, trying to turn off everything useless (Bye, Candy Crush!) and turn the brightness down to a level that is only appropriate for viewing in a mine shaft. You will do anything to keep this phone alive. Anything.
When you don\'t have reception, epic boredom sets in. How did people live before cell phones? No wonder life expectancy was so much shorter before. People probably died of boredom.
You will go back home if you forget your phone and you have at least one phone-related injury. Either it fell on your face while you were typing in bed or you walked into a pole while texting. Either way, you\'ve got at least one war story.
You fall asleep with your phone in your hand. It\'s your only true friend. And a midnight bathroom run is never just about the bathroom. You are not going to wake up and not look at your email, Insta, Twitter follower count, and texts.
You get annoyed when people actually use your phone to call you. Hello, have you heard of texting? I\'m Facebooking here. Rude!
